So you've stumbled across my blog, have you? That's unfortunate! I guess it's only polite that I introduce myself to you then...
I'm Jordan – a 28-year-old awkward hugging, procrastinating, music obsessive with alcoholic tendencies and a dark sense of humour. Wow – I think I might make that my Tinder bio.
You are probably wondering why I am blogging so here's a bogus answer for you...
From a young age, I have always enjoyed writing - whether that is poems, songs or stories. When I was at university, I loved writing assignments and almost always struggled to stay within the word count. Now years later I have started to miss writing and I've figured there's no reason I can't do it as a hobby. Plus my life is pretty fucking tragic/ amusing so I thought sharing the comedy would be rather charitable.
Perhaps you're wondering what I'm going to be writing about and to be quite honest with you I am also wondering the same thing!
This past year has been a rather tumultuous one for a variety of reasons; good and bad. I've got myself in some very peculiar situations which have been both amusing and appalling to me and my friends. So I guess the bulk of my blogging contributions are going to be finding humour in situations that might not always be funny with some added vapid lifestyle blogs for good measure.
Please remember that I am a complete novice at this and with any luck, I will get better in time. So if you like laughing at other people's misfortunes and bad luck, then please do stick around.